Who Am Me?
I was born a poor white boy on the west side of the valley. I made us poorer by dragging my feet on the ground while riding my bike to wear out my shitty shoes quicker. I’ve since overcome my evilness and eventually… last Tuesday… reached total enlightenment. Yes, thank you.
In light of my new achievement all I want to do is spread love… in the form of original designs printed on hats and t-shirts and maybe sell a painting or two.
How could it possibly go wrong? Please help support my endeavor by buying some stuff. GUARANTEED not to be shitty!